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General seagull

A skilled or generous individual who often comes off as a bragger or douchebag despite their good deeds.
Our boss is Such a general seagull when it comes to bringing cakes into work
by General S May 15, 2022
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Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.
Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.
by Dollop June 8, 2018
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Rumbo Seagull

when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021
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Flock of Seagulls

An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.
My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.
by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020
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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021
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Seagull

Doing a seagull is when you’re having sex on the beach and you dip the tip of your cock in the sand to put it back in her vagina. She will then make a seagull noise.
I did a seagull last day. She loved it!
by McFire sexking June 12, 2022
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ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long
by MidBay May 7, 2021
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