Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull

I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed

by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023

SEAGULL SOUP

A very cool thing / better than everything else

That person is some real SEAGULL SOUP

by Me has return November 3, 2023

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Seagulled

When food is brought into a meeting, left in the hallway and non-meeting employees grab little bits as they pass by

What happened to our meeting snacks? The accounting department seagulled them.

by Josephe TIG June 9, 2023

Hungry seagull

A sexually aggressive male who (during sexual inter course) will poke his nose up the females vagina whilst making the noise ‘cuckoo’ and then will proceed to bite off her vaginal skin in a way of circumcision. He then ravenously gobbles up her blood and runs from the bed stealing her cat and every meat from the fridge (cat is not a neccesary addition) and escapes the house and will shit on her front step and write on the excretion ‘it’s all ogre now’ before kicking over her bins.

Max : hey dude have heard what fongy did to Mia.

Dude : what?

Max : he done the classic hungry seagull and is now being sentenced to 4 months for cannibalism and vandalism. Plus he stole her cat the fat egg head.

by Dollop June 8, 2018

General seagull

A skilled or generous individual who often comes off as a bragger or douchebag despite their good deeds.

Our boss is Such a general seagull when it comes to bringing cakes into work

by General S May 15, 2022

Flavoured seagull

The flavoured seagull is when you take a woman to the beach for sexual intercourse and you start f#$^$#G her and pull your dick out and dip it in the sand and put it back in.

I took Olivia to the beach to clean her out by giving her a flavoured seagull

by Kingcfs November 28, 2023