lowkey sausage

A lowkey sausage is someone who wears flannels, short shorts, a bun, and bandanas. They may be saying “you’re fired” all the time. They also may be a grouchy sunday manager but will go off on star wars lore for an hour and a half

Wow. Jake Cameron is a lowkey sausage in a good way.

by osownebfjc November 23, 2020

sausage missile

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.

Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.

by J-Zahs February 27, 2008

milk sausage

the ejaculation that remains on the penis; penis covered in sperm; the ejaculation dripping from the penis

1) I came so much when I jerked off, it covered my entire penis, making it a milk sausage!

2) She licked all the cum off of my milk sausage.

by gothsicle July 6, 2011

Sausage Fest

A large gathering where the majority of attendants are male.

Joe: How was that party last night

Bill: Terrible it was a total sausage fest

by princesspuff July 27, 2009

sausage fest

a party where males are the overwhelming majority.

Filip's House

Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.

by Joe Murphy November 8, 2008

sausage smuggler

person who smuggles cocks in his ass

Big Bird is a sausage smuggler.

by Blackadder August 10, 2003

Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!

by Milkes November 18, 2018