neck loaf

A neck so overgrown with fat, it looks like a meat loaf or a loaf of bread.

I want to raspberry that neck loaf.

by ArchonT November 17, 2013

Cat Loaf

When a cats limbs go away

The Cat Loaf

by pokeyofthelost December 1, 2020

Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.

So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!

by Timay! March 19, 2021

nut loaf

An insane person that's more than a little nuts.

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.

by Viirin May 19, 2021

torpedo loaf

A loaf so big it tears the asshole

Just dropped incredible power torpedo loaf

by Torpedo loaf February 1, 2016

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.

Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!

by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

scarlet loaf

feces which contains blood in it.

i just left a massive scarlet loaf in your toilet.

by phaderfreak July 25, 2012