Foreign Keys

When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.

*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*

Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.

by StinkyDubeau August 31, 2016

major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

by tsizz13 July 5, 2016

Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.

“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”

by Perreh January 24, 2023

Patience is key

Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.

Nonono don't rush, patience is key.

by Feefeeil March 12, 2021

long key

a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.

"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."

"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"

"No man, keep it on the long key"

"aight I would tell no one"

by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009

Key Light

Beer of choice for many students living in Pennsylvania: Keystone Light

Let's get a case of Key Light and drink it at my house tomorrow.

by no one you kno December 17, 2005

a key (kilo)

In Toronto, a key to the city is more likely to involve a kilo than something that opens a lock.

when someone tells you they want a key (kilo) in Toronto, they don't mean a key to the city

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 14, 2013