A sexy god with the biggest cock in the world bigger then nigger cocks. bigger then harry's 1 inch wonder James is an sex god. once you've had it once with him you cant contain yourself you want more everyday. people are usually highly attracted to James. people with an s in there name will get the best sex out of James.
by Jimmy Gardiner August 25, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. An absolute legbag who dabs on dose haters he is the sexiest feen ever and he gets every girl ever he is so cool Travis Scott wrote sicko about him
by Truth. teller696969420 February 18, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. he is great in every way amazing sweet and a great cuddler he usally gives butterflies and takes breath away but he does is with a since of goodness he is simply amazing
by lovebugjg September 20, 2011
Get the jamesmug. The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.
RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
by That Random Gril October 11, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues
by Name rename January 30, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. James is a complete mystery. A beautiful fucked up masterpiece. The kind of guy you’d be proud to take home to your parents. The kind of guy that is so remarkably driven that he could inspire art. If you ever get the pleasure of meeting James, don’t let go.
by it’s you and me June 22, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021
Get the Jamesmug.