Cobra

The most badass snake you eva seen

Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA

by Drifmaster3000 is shmexy January 04, 2022

Wireless Cobra Tag

When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.

Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?

Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.

by yuiuyuiuyuiuy August 15, 2008

defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.

“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”

by RedDog318 October 21, 2023

Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 23, 2021

Cobras Up!

to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.

Happy New Year... Cobras Up!

by kingtocobras January 15, 2012

Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.

After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.

by Nucleardictionary November 30, 2017

Cobra Up

A typical defense mechanism of a weak and timid creature in which the animal or person tries to look bigger than they really are to ward off enemies, or to try and make bitches think you're hella big when you're not.

Jacob was trying to Cobra up tonight at dinner, so he could show Redfern his dope pp.

by jimbob bobson September 07, 2013