Cat

The devil's minions.

Stupid cat it set my house on fire for the fifth time. I must kick him to the curve.

by IhateCATSwithApassion June 19, 2010

cat

An animal that claims your furniture as it's own. It uses the furniture as a jungle gym.

"Foxy, get off of the furniture! You are just a cat! Not a leopard!"

by im.back.brush December 22, 2014

Cat

It’s a Chinese monkey that pisses on ur laptop

I have an annoying cat

by Cheeto bot 123 December 7, 2019

Cat

A furry domesticated feline.

That cat is so cute!

by BaeDrivenInsane💋💔🔪🔫 March 13, 2015

Cat

Cat is a food, which can be eaten during Thanksgiving, if you are broke to get turkey, you can have cat! It's delicious, have eaten it before. Cats are more delicious than dogs.

Hey son do you want to eat Cat?

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Cat

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE DEFINITION OF CATS YOU STUPID FUCK?

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT CATS ARE

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuck March 26, 2017

Catting

The incorporation of cats of all breeds and colors into everyday life. Most times of leisure are spent in close proximity to felines. It’s their house, you’re just living in it. This is not just a preference, it is a way of life.

“Hey Gary, what’s with you and all your cat pictures?” “Man listen, I’ve been catting since the day I was born!”

by Melodramaniac August 24, 2020