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Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.
Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.
by The Service Writer January 28, 2025
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african volcano

when one paints the tip of their penis black and ejaculates rapidly into a girls wide open mouth!!
Gisele received an african volcano from Tom Brady!!
by PV3 December 19, 2010
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ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.
Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016
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Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".
by Jackalope January 20, 2017
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Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
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Volcano Explosion

When a woman is on her period, take a fist full of baking soda and when fucking her, fist the baking soda into her pussy, now shake her up until there is a volcano explosion. She will love it. Note: This works with a beer bong filled with Ginger Ale leading to the vagina as well.
"Mary's Volcano Explosion hit the ceiling I jammed it so far in!"
by Dennithus April 7, 2009
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Volcano Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.
Student A: I like Volcano Raphaellium so much!
Student B: You are so 8745.
by cho duck November 26, 2019
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