Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

White Volcano

When pubic hair is twisted into a upwards fashion, and then a drop of cum is added to the top. The cum will flow down in a fashion much like a volcano erupting

Damn, i should submit my white volcano as a science project.

by weswan August 18, 2016

Carolina Volcano

A Carolina volcano is a way of consuming alcohol. The consumer presents his/her asshole in a headstand formation while a partner goatees open the asshole of the consumer. The partner then fills the asshole of the consumer with Fireball cinnamon whiskey. The consumer then farts out the Fireball creating a blasting effect of fiery and delicious whiskey into the face of the partner.

My sister is temporarily blind after helping me with a Carolina Volcano

by DEEPSEAASFUCK August 3, 2021

Teriyaki Volcano

When an asian man serves teriyaki to a customer resulting in the customer having immediate diarrhea. The customer has a heart attack as well causing the dead person to shit themselves all over the restaurant. This simultaneously causes other customers to puke and fall on top of the first customer. Eventually, forming a mound covered in a brownish green shit cream used again in the egg rolls of PF Wangs.

Teriyaki volcanoes are very bad, I don't want to eat chinese food again.

by Ghosty Gang December 18, 2017

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

volcano pussy

Something Mc Ride yells at least one time every hour

Volcano pussy melt your peter like ice

by peiiota November 6, 2019

New Jersey Volcano

First, a man performs anal sex on his partner. After finishing, he must remain in his partner's anus until he is able to urinate. He then urinates into the anal cavity. He then pulls out while his partner clenches the anus, containing the "goodness". The man puts his face in front of his partners anus while his partner expels the contents inside of the anal cavity all over the face of the man.

Last night my girl gave me a New Jersey Volcano.

by Tango47 September 29, 2022