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Shrek and Fiona

Hey don’t you think shrek and Fiona would be amazing class names
by Shreky April 22, 2021
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Shrek Wes

by CrystleJex December 3, 2018
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shrek piss

a neon green/yellow tint to your piss after consuming any variety of energy drink. usually the (green) punched citrus rockstar
holy shit that rockstar gave me shrek piss!!
by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010
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Shrek Effect

The "Shrek Effect"is an unnatural occurance that happens to young women after high school and college. The young woman is naturally beautiful/ and or cute to begin with, but through out the years after her education, the shrek effect sets in. May it be the cause of a horrible heart shattering break up or that she spent too many nights curled up with a snuggie, eating sherbert ice creaming watching soap operas as she cries silently on her Scott Baio pillow thinking that the right guy will just "find her". These women put on a good chunk of fat and sometimes get beaten with the ugly bat numerous times. These events will lead to the woman developing the "Shrek Effect". A young beautiful woman turning into a fat, ugly, or just unpleasant to glance at. This effect would be considered the opposite of the "ugly duckling syndrome"
Remember Jessica from high school? yeah she got fat, looks like the shrek effect happened. pity.
by TNESbitt October 1, 2010
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dirty shrek

to have rough sex with a god
Nathaniel you are so lucky! you got to have a dirty shrek
by The olive likes nate April 23, 2020
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the sledding shrek

When you put massive amounts of food dye down your penis, and then jizz the green dye and your green jizz all over her. The sled part comes into play when you go outside in the middle of winter, and lay the woman stomach down. tie her arms and legs into a bundle over her back. You then start to penetrate her, and find a way to mount yourself on top of her. you then propel your green, naked woman sled down a steep hill, and make sure there is a lubed up ramp at the end of the hill, when you go flying in the air, dismount from your green sled and jizz all over your snow covered woman sled.
Dan : What did you do last night?
John : me and Kate performed "the sledding shrek".
by Shrek slayer August 20, 2017
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Shrek Time

Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)
Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!
by Chaddie3000 December 15, 2018
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