ha poot

spitting

i ha pooted on ur mum

by sexyprisoner22 May 10, 2022

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POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021

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Poot

Exactly that.

"This nigga really just crossed me for a gaper bruh... What a poot..."

"That's lame as hell..."

by TundraFeever December 10, 2021

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Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

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Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

by Entomodel August 5, 2017

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Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

by thatoneguy87 November 27, 2017

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