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planet b

A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
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Planeteering

A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."

"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
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Planet

normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.

they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.
"wait... we live on a planet...?"

"yes janet now eat your cheese"
by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022
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The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 3, 2022
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Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.
"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"
by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025
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Planet Ours

Another name our planet, Earth
Let's stop godgobbers from destroying Planet Ours.We've only got one planet !
by Auzziegob Gob May 18, 2008
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