Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

your mum

ones mother
(your mum)

oh her mum
(your mum)

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

Ur mum

The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.

Ur mum is gay

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019

amazing mum

An amazing mum is a particular woman she is your mum she can be very funy and embarrasing or that one mum that shouts and cheers realy loud for you on sports day but she isnt just your mum.... she is your mum thats why shes so amazing

My mum is an amazing mum

by Cooldoggo124 January 10, 2018

Horse Mum

A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse

Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day

Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse

by Groundhogg June 28, 2017

Marshals mum

Slag, loves Cock, slut,

Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"

by 39357h February 23, 2018