Knock Blocker

Someone who, after being told a joke by a friend, tells that joke to a group without giving the friend the appropriate credit.

Steve is such a knock blocker; I cannot believe he told the crew my Willie Nelson joke without giving me any credit.

by BanditBall August 30, 2019

The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.

"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."

by Amynonomous May 13, 2014

Knock daddys

Big ass mother fucking titties!!

"Damn man, those are some big knockers"

"Naw man! Them Thangs are KNOCK DADDYS!"

by Mason Canadian March 9, 2009

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012

knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems

You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.

by Big timestuff April 20, 2018

Ass knocking

Doggy style type of fucking

We were ass knocking til the break of dawn

by Moose Malloy December 27, 2018

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022