pick fairy

The Pick Fairy is a fairy that steals your guitar/bass picks whenever you're not watching.

You: Where did all of my picks go? I had like 100 of them yesterday!
Me: It's the pick fairy man, always stealing your shit

by EnsiGeetard June 1, 2010

Turd Fairy

If you dont flush the toilet after you've pooped, the turd fairy will visit you while you sleep and leave something soft and squishy under your pillow.

Billy get your ass in here and flush that toilet, or the turd fairy'll be payin' you a visit.

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

fairy bug

1. A fairy of some kind
2. A friendly nickname for a homosexual person, particularly males. Not meant to be insulting.

You're such a cute little fairy bug!

by Kym February 8, 2005

toothbrush fairy

When Peyton Oliver shoves a toothbrush in his asshole while drunk

Bro I watch him pull a toothbrush fairy

by Dick2473935427883 May 12, 2022

Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.

Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!

by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011

rose fairy

The menstrual period women are forced to suffer through each month.

My visit from the rose fairy happened a little late this month.

by Populace August 30, 2005

Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010