Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.

A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."

by Dr. N C May 24, 2013

drunkheimer's disease

Noun. When you drink so much you forget what you did the night before.

I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.

by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

Stindro disease

When you eat too much broccoli and physically cannot eat anymore

Man 1: Dude guess what I just found out.

Man2: what buddy?

Man 1: I have stindro disease..

Man 2: fuck man I'm sorry.

by Ga_Ga_Huh42 August 7, 2016

Platts disease

That smell in the room that makes you gag real bad.

Platts ass is rancid today. It’s that platts disease

by 964 December 29, 2019

fiend disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).

Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have fiend disease.

by Willie G ~ 336 Gang March 23, 2019

Vona disease

Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.

This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.

I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.

It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!

This disease is founded by Serena Vona.

A large amount of teenage girls have Vona disease.

by Spooderman August 31, 2019