cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.

friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"

by ivice September 22, 2009

dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

food cheating

When your significant other keeps going out to eat real good food at decent places repeatedly with the same few or individual other leaving you hungry and alone or worse eating Ramen in Jail.

Amanda was food cheating on me last year straight up at a Pats game for St. Patricks day and I was choking down Ramen with Carl and Manny

by Jvanasseumassgmail May 23, 2018

Boo Cheat

-Verb
1. When you are playing a game and you cheat, and the other person or persons know you are cheating.

2. When you cheat at something, and people around know you are cheating.

We played cards all night, and Mike totally Boo Cheated the whole time!

by Walt G-Pa and Fre G-Ma October 4, 2010

Cheating-meeting

When two or more women have 'girl-time' and discuss a recent cheating on one boyfriend/spouse and conversation may include more of their previous boyfriends/spouse

Paige and Stephanie got together for some 'girl-time' and Stephanie told Paige about cheating on her boyfriend, which immediately signaled a cheating-meeting. They then proceeded to discuss their feelings about the issue and try to rationalize the initial cheating. Then Paige related to Stephanie's story by telling her about the time she cheated on her boyfriend with one of her previous male acquaintances.

by cocoshauthpk August 6, 2011

Cheat Chain

The relationship between the federal government and the banking industry.

Because of the secret cheat chain in the U.S. my brother lost his house

by afishcalledwanda March 4, 2009