by pratt December 7, 2016
Get the Humba bikemug. by BillVonHoss April 18, 2020
Get the Dad bikemug. Mig Bike (or Big Mike) is that one kid who plans to be a future army soldier in high school. He seems like a tough guy in hindsight but when you get to know him he can be a real gentle giant. You might know Mig Bike as a man of strong character, he's got a tight build, tall, can perform a fifty rep lying close-grip bar curl on a high pulley effortlessly and a standing one-arm dumbbell curl over an incline bench if he's really in the mood to rip some clut. For this greased beast getting pussy is always in the utmost priority. If you're of the XX chromosomal variety and happen to cross this macho man's path, happen to smell the scent of masculinity emanating from his presence, it is by the virtue of his existence that you jism buckets.
by hentaii__jake June 19, 2017
Get the mig bikemug. A rattling piece of junk.
Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
Impractical, unsafe for any purpose and thrice stolen in the last year alone, the Berlin bike creaks ominously as you shift your weight on it. You always feel a bit anxious that you might chance upon its still-grieving former owners.
by brennschluss May 9, 2013
Get the Berlin bikemug. 
Jane: She follows Chad everywhere. does she even know how to ride a motorcycle?
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
John: Nah, she’s just his bike candy.
by AnonymousVirgin May 24, 2022
Get the Bike Candymug. wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"
what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏
what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babies😏
by bikesexual123 August 6, 2020
Get the Bike sexualmug.