Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012

nose bank

A nose bank is the money that you plan to use to buy cocaine.

Listen, I'm gonna make a withdrawal from my nose bank to get me through the weekend, cuz I'm outta coke.

by idrathernotpod September 20, 2017

Boo bank

A cemetery eg. A place to deposit ghosts.

You owe me money. I'll send you to the boo bank if you don't pay up.

by r3ttah June 25, 2016

anita banks

A beautiful larger type woman who has strong opinions and will not take any crap.

She was a strong Anita Banks type woman... he knew he was no match for her.

by Banks1 March 22, 2017

John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.

1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.

by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.

"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021