Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 
An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
by not a spud April 10, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019
Get the Alexmug. 
Alex’s are beautiful girls and her smile and eyes are her best features. Alex stands out from all crowds due to her outgoing self and perfect body. Alex loves attention and chooses hardcore over normality, she is usually friendly but if she likes you she isn’t afraid to be bitchy. She is easy to talk to and easy to get along with and not easily put down. Alex loves boys and does get along with the opposite gender more than she does the same gender. Every guy wants Alex and yes she is a heartbreaker because she turns down quite the handful of boys but she wants what she wants and she usually gets it. If you are lucky enough to have an Alex in your life, do not let her go and do not take advantage of her. Because she will do anything for you.
Boy: Dangg, I saw the sexiest finest girl ever
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
Boy #2: what was her name?
Boy: Alex, I’m gonna make her mine
Boy#2: Bro no I want her.
by Ya ya ya it’s ya boi March 10, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the most funniest guy, he’s handsome, you can trust him, and can make you laugh even at the worst of times. But no ones perfect, he flirts with many girls and plays around with their feelings. Make two best friends compete for the same guy, breaking their friendship.
by Arianna Flores January 16, 2019
Get the Alexmug.