Vague sexual euphemism for the act of soaking your hand in water until it becomes wrinkly, and then manipulating your rectum. Popular among an extremely small segment of late night television viewers.
Conan's been in the tub all morning. Last time he did this I caught him taking Grandma to Applebees. I hope he at least trimmed his fingernails first this time.
by Rex Acren November 11, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebees mug.the act of using sexually explicit language in an attempt to get your partner sexually aroused. Can be done in person or over the phone. (When done over the phone is refered to as Phone Sex.
Couples sometimes try talking dirty to turn one another on:
Guy: I want to f*ck you so hard.
Girl: You make me so horny.
Guy: I want to f*ck you so hard.
Girl: You make me so horny.
by Cass.ie. June 23, 2007
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Something that is really easy to do, yet guys complain how hard it is by telling themselves "oh she's way out of my league" or "she'll just reject me" To learn why these negative thoughts never get you anywhere see Elliot Rodger
Tips on how to talk to girls:
1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy
Tips on how to talk to girls:
1.) Confidence is key, if you don't care what anyone else thinks you'll be great with the ladies
2.) Accept rejection, it happens and you move on to the next girl
3.) Maintain your hygiene and keep up your personal appearance daily
4.) The more you talk to girls, the better you get
5.) Realize that there will eventually be a girl that likes you and says "Yes" to your coffee date offer
6.) Be yourself and don't be desperate. Honesty is the best policy
Guy: I'm talking to girls
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!
Friend: Nice! I wish i could do that
Guy: Yet it's easy, as NIKE says "Just Do It"
Friend: I should try that! Maybe i'll find a girlfriend!
by kingbeethey November 10, 2015
Get the talking to girls mug.A wavetable shape in the VST plugin "Massive" by Native Instruments that is typically found in dubstep. It is commonly used by people new do making dance music (and Nicky Romero) because it is a cheap way to get an amateur wobble sound. Because of this, it has become taboo to use it in dance music.
Guy 1: "Yo dude! Check this sick dubstep beat I made!"
Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."
Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?
Guy 2: *facepalm*
Guy 2: "You used modern talking..."
Guy 1: "I know! Isn't it great!?
Guy 2: *facepalm*
by Insayn December 11, 2013
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by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the talking on the great white telephone mug.She can catch the fade, with that $2 wig.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.
Why are you talking out the side of your neck? She ain't done nothing.
by Lady Anomaly September 5, 2016
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The boss had me multi-tasking on PR, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!
by Synergies February 18, 2011
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