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Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.
1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?
by danasp_42 January 9, 2021
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Tab Smack

When you smack a girl in the face with your dick. Grew in popularity in certain areas of NJ after it happening to a girl Tabatha.
Person 1: Yo, this girl keeps buggin the sh-t outta me
Person 2: F-ck it, next time you see her tab smack that bitch, i bet that'll get her to leave you alone.
by TR420 July 6, 2009
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Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely
Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off
by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019
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TABS

Gaga's new song topped itunes. TABS
Rihanna has 14 #1s and is the best selling digital artist off the 21s century. TABS
by Koko96 September 27, 2018
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Tabs

Hym "I need to start clearing these tabs and finishing my thoughts. I mean... What if someone openned up my browser? They would uncover my secret identity! Oh wait everyone know who I am..."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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TAB

Thirsy Ass Bitch, also can be used as Thottie Ass Bitches. Usually pronounced as tab.
Elizabeth- You know what you are?
Hannah- What?
Elizabeth- You're a TAB.
by Random Sponge March 4, 2015
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TaBs

Very large hot steamy minecraft player.

TaBs is an alternative to Chad
DAYYYYUM THAT GUYS SO SEXY YOU MIGHT EVEN CALL HIM A TaBs
by TaBs__ November 2, 2020
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