University of Toronto

A post-secondary institution in Toronto where people go to get a piece of paper that is supposed to earn them a tiny bit of prestige.

Pros: Some nice architecture, pretty flexible due dates (in the humanities at least), central location, profs usually know what they're talking about, huge ass libraries.

Cons: Some ugly-as-shit buildings, elitist/bitchy classmates (who also come with a hint of classism), nonexistent social scene.

Neutral: Profs mark a bit harder compared to other institutions, but with loose due dates it doesn't actually make a difference.

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StudentA: Where are you going next year?

StudentB: I'm going to the University of Toronto! So prestigious, eh?

StudentA: Well, I'm going to "insert Ivy League here", so suck it.

StudentB: T.T

by uni-corn November 25, 2011

Toronto

The most insanely rad city in all of north america.
People are chill and definetly the nicest that you will ever meet.
Compared to all the other cities in north america escpecially in the states Toronto has hardly any crime at all.
All you have to know is what areas to avoid.
I'm sure montreal and vancouver have small amounts of crime too!
The public transit is sick bro!
You never need to own a car.
And you hardly need to be out in the cold weather because they have a huge underground tunnel system that includes stores,resturants and other bussinesses.
It is north americas best kept secret.
With a bomb ass night life.
Lets not have americans move to toronto and fuck it up please.

This place is chilll as fuck and if you don't like toronto.
Its probably cause your pissed that you don't live here.

I've moved around all over the states and north america.
Staying in many cities
but NONE of them are as awesome as toronto!

by Jackielyn! September 27, 2009

toronto trim

The female eqivalent of male circumsicion, where the clitoral hood is removed, exposing more of the clitoris.

That porn star has a clit ring AND the Toronto Trim! She is a superNympho!!

by Erik E August 31, 2006

Topsoil

Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.

That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.

It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!

by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009

Up The Tordoff

Having anal sex with someone in the showers after rugby, the tordoff (the person taking it up the bum) usually has the smallest penis.

Oh no josh you didnt take it up the tordoff again did you?

by Ell Webster January 21, 2009

Terson

A tiny person. 'Nuff said.

Dang, you're so short. You must be a terson.

by curlyq17 August 12, 2011

Lurky Torontonian

A Toronto-specific word, as in when Torontonians stand around idly on their porches, sidewalks, tiny lawns, etc. and eyeball others who may not be like them, and when a non-Torontonian is suspected, squint their beady eyes and scrunch their weasel noses and point and open their mouths to utter an inaudible to humans scream – to alert other lurky Torontonians that someone unlike them is near; similar to the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I was passing through Riverdale last week when I noticed several lurky Torontonians staring at me, and when I paused, they all pointed and opened their mouths to utter some kind of weird noise.

by Carl Davidson November 26, 2019