Looking London, Talking Tokyo

Suffering from the medical condition of Strabismus ie. Squint-eyed, Cross-eyed, or most evocative of all Cock-eyed.

His peripheral vision must be fantastic - he's Looking London, Talking Tokyo!

by Wordoc December 2, 2013

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory

A sort of portmanteau of a restaurant concept that serves Sushi, Cheesecake and tequila/tequila cocktails.

Where you gonna take you ex for dinner?

Tokyo Cheesecake Fucktory!
Uh...yeah...that sounds about right!

by tacoraj October 2, 2017

Tokyo revengers secta

Es una secta llamada “donde están las que pelan tomateeee” y usada es para chapar entre personas del fandom de Tokyo revengers

La secta se Tokyo revengers es siniestra .
Tokyo revengers secta: Con secta se refiere a una unión de pandilleros que no superan un manga estos pandilleros suelen ser incapaces de matar una mosca pero son muy atractivos

by Draken&mikey June 18, 2021

Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers)

Kazutora is a handsome male of average height and lean frame, often looking tiny standing next to Baji. He is easily the shortest among the three. His hair is sparse, and he has two eyes, a nose, short ears and a small mouth, all the features of an average human. Even though he is not human, he still has human intelligence and is able to form an understanding of what humans are, even if his body is an alien's. Kazutoro, in fact, seems to be a cross between a human and an android. As he states in the game, "I am what you call a homunculus." His speech is similar to a native English speaker, though slightly more archaic. When playing as Kazuto, the player can use the English phrases "Oh, how I love you" and "If you are hungry , I will make you some food."
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< > The game is the first of the Dragon Quest series, being the sequel to Dragon (Dragon Quest) Z. Dragon Z and Dragon Age: Origins were both released in 2011.

IM A SUPER HUMAN WITH ALIEN'S BODY BUT IM 100% HUMAN
you Expected IT WAS ME Kazutora (Tokyo Revengers) BUT I"M ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Drapen December 2, 2021

Tokyo Sandblaster

Where one shoves graded grounded down stones (of various assortment) up their rectum, for a standard business day to build up chunks of fecal sediment, after which they have sexual butt intercourse with another

I've got crust down south, could use a tokyo sandblaster.

Oh Tokyo sand blast me baby

You are a sandblaster master!

by The sandblaster master November 11, 2010

tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011

Looking London, Talking Tokyo

When you get so messed up on drugs or alchohol you can't make heads or tails of the conversation. Y

"I can't understand a word Mary is saying, she is looking London, Talking Tokyo."

by C WJ July 3, 2005