toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned

“shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

“damnnnn”
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”

by Wudderparks April 9, 2024

Stevie Two Toke

When a little boy by the name of Steven get high as a kite from two tokes of mid grade cannabis.

Hey! Look it’s Stevie Two Toke, he got so high from two pulls yesterday! Let’s chuck bricks at him

by Angie Simone November 3, 2019

toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.

Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God

by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

Toke A Whizz

To take a piss

“I’m gonna go toke a whizz”

by BHarveyi March 23, 2022

Live by the Toke, Die by the Smoke

Motto coined by Sid K, aka discord user #Sid1094, aka twitter handle @dollarandcoin to honor smoking that sweet sweet cheeba.

Smoke on my friends

“Man this smoke is burning my lungs bro”

“I know bro but you got to remember the motto, live by the toke, die by the smoke. Here, take this rip.”

by Dollarandcoin May 8, 2022

Speed Toke

Smoking a large amount of marijuana before attending a public event, work, or school

“Let’s get a good speed toke in before we go.”

“I had a speed toke this morning and I’m tweaking hard.

by treyrjm June 1, 2020