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lamp

you need a lamp in here its dark.
by guylover March 3, 2009
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Lamp

A lamp... an enclosed source of bright rage, glow and fire by a glass orbital shape that conducts electricity. God lamps fucking scare me. They shine on for hours and hours on end and they may run out of power... but they have an infinite source of more and more bulbs. They never stop shining... the pain, it never ends. BREAK THE FUCKING LAMP ALREADY ITS DEADLY RAYS ARE BLINDING ME. FUCK. NEVER BUY A LAMP
Person 1: wait why do you hate lamps so much
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Fuckinghatelamps23 May 3, 2021
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lamp

something that you say when something is kinda funny but at the same time you don’t really care enough to formulate a proper response
Kyle: bruh did you hear that Karen’s dog got stolen by an eagle?

Chad: lamp
by 520guccigang May 18, 2020
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LAMP

Sex me now
with a bucket of cheese !
hello, lets lamp!
mm i love lamp
Lamp me off a piece of that.
by Kaka,anan,haha October 16, 2008
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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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Articulated Desk Lamp

A fancy lamp for people who need light so they don't feel depressed. Move it around and there will be light all over your desk. Just make sure to keep it away from any i's.
Did that articulated desk lamp just murder the pixar i?
It certainly did
by DemogorgonSlayer January 21, 2021
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