1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
Get the Precious Unicornmug. A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
by Boys of 17 March 29, 2009
Get the The Last Unicornmug. What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
by Blargdragon April 22, 2006
Get the Unicorn Mayonnaisemug. by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009
Get the unicorn turdsmug. A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
by Locomotive November 30, 2014
Get the mexican unicornmug. Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
Get the Precious Unicornmug. I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
by Jeff DuffKnee October 6, 2005
Get the Blind Unicornmug.