tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

trip machine

A children's song about trippin' up on sex.

Mammy, will you sing trip machine?

Ahh... Give it me good.

by Zefi April 14, 2008

the arcade machine

Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)

Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.

Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?

Girl: uhhhh what's that?

Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place

by asmallchild December 23, 2017

rice machine

An asian produced automobile. Normally refferred to in the used car market, cars for teenagers or P.O.S.'s. You can usually spot these by loud mufflers, rubbing transmissions, and large rust-holes. Many owners try to pimp these cars out, but fail miserably, making the car look worse.

"Dude, you're CRX is such a rice machine!"

by Joe and Gary September 8, 2005

Machine-Gunner

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.

"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"

by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009

Machine Shop

1. A workshop where power-driven tools are used for making, finishing, or repairing machines or machine parts.

2. Club in the Flint, Michigan area featuring regular nationwide and local hard rock bands.

1. Supervisor: Get your ass back over to the machine shop and finish that part

2. Metalhead 1: Dude, I just won tickets for Mushroomhead tomorrow at the Machine Shop

Metalhead 2: Sweet.

by Scruffy1 April 22, 2006

banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.

The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.

by TourC*nt May 9, 2005