by Dot Cotton (75, Albert Sq.) November 14, 2004
Get the Chavsmug. Illiterate, badly dressed, unhealthy, unappealing, badly brought up, scum. The lowest species on the planet. Worse than nits and lice. Commonly found on street corners, smoking, picking on people smaller than themselves, causing trouble and ruining our country.
Can be seen on Jeremy Kyle, outside McDonalds, and in the county court on special occasions such as their brother's bail assesment or their prize-giving ceremonies (ASBO allocations).
They have also been known to threaten people into buying them cigarettes or alcohol, whilst their pregnant thirteen year old girlfriends grab your mobile out of your pocket, to sell at a pawn brokers to fund their bling addiction.
Most chavs love mouthing off as if they "blatently" rule the planet, though most of them contradict themselves, for example "I ain't got to get no job and nobody ain't gonna fockin' make me get no job." In this sentence they have badly said that they aren't going to get NO job (ie. they are going to get at least one} and nobody isn't going to make them get no job (nobody will stop me from getting a job).
Ignorance must be bliss...
Most chavs are only like that because they are a little bit thick, so instead of attending school, they choose to skive and smoke etc. instead, therefore becoming influenced by people similar to themselves.
Chambitions...
A chambition (chav + ambition) is usually one of the following:
Chardonnay and Taneesha, 14 years old, in full earshot of everyone in their set 5 science class...
Chardonnay: Oh ma god Taneesha I have blaters got my life well sorted
Taneesha: Whassat den bebs?
Chardonnay: I am sooo gonna get fockin pregnant wiv Johnno baby, cus I am like lovvin him right now
Taneesha: But you'll get well fat and it'll well painful ennet
Chardonnay: No right I've got this totally sorted tho mush! If I smoke 15 a day till then my baby will come out earlier and well smaller! And I fink dat cos I'm only small I can just ave all the weight on my belly ennet.
Taneesha: Will your mum mind? Your mum will be well cross!
Chardonnay: This is THE BEST PART tho dans! Basically I can get a council flat AND drop out of school if I piss my mum off enough! Then me and Johnno can live fo'eva and evaah in our own place thats like totally free because neiva of us works!
Taneesha: You are so cleverr tho Chards!
Can be seen on Jeremy Kyle, outside McDonalds, and in the county court on special occasions such as their brother's bail assesment or their prize-giving ceremonies (ASBO allocations).
They have also been known to threaten people into buying them cigarettes or alcohol, whilst their pregnant thirteen year old girlfriends grab your mobile out of your pocket, to sell at a pawn brokers to fund their bling addiction.
Most chavs love mouthing off as if they "blatently" rule the planet, though most of them contradict themselves, for example "I ain't got to get no job and nobody ain't gonna fockin' make me get no job." In this sentence they have badly said that they aren't going to get NO job (ie. they are going to get at least one} and nobody isn't going to make them get no job (nobody will stop me from getting a job).
Ignorance must be bliss...
Most chavs are only like that because they are a little bit thick, so instead of attending school, they choose to skive and smoke etc. instead, therefore becoming influenced by people similar to themselves.
Chambitions...
A chambition (chav + ambition) is usually one of the following:
Chardonnay and Taneesha, 14 years old, in full earshot of everyone in their set 5 science class...
Chardonnay: Oh ma god Taneesha I have blaters got my life well sorted
Taneesha: Whassat den bebs?
Chardonnay: I am sooo gonna get fockin pregnant wiv Johnno baby, cus I am like lovvin him right now
Taneesha: But you'll get well fat and it'll well painful ennet
Chardonnay: No right I've got this totally sorted tho mush! If I smoke 15 a day till then my baby will come out earlier and well smaller! And I fink dat cos I'm only small I can just ave all the weight on my belly ennet.
Taneesha: Will your mum mind? Your mum will be well cross!
Chardonnay: This is THE BEST PART tho dans! Basically I can get a council flat AND drop out of school if I piss my mum off enough! Then me and Johnno can live fo'eva and evaah in our own place thats like totally free because neiva of us works!
Taneesha: You are so cleverr tho Chards!
look at any of the chav scum sidling around Britain in their fake designer clothes, perpendicular caps and Nike Airmax trainers...
by shopaholicious April 1, 2008
Get the chavmug. 
Faggots who act tight continually wear tracksuits, trainers, fake gold jewellery, caps(burberry normally) wear like a billion rings.. have pony tails on top of their heads.. listen to crap music mainly RAVE or RnB or watever have no self respect, are always fighting, complete THUGS, they steal and their idea of a good night is sitting in the park raving
the bit out with their cheap cider
the bit out with their cheap cider
by IHATECHAVS94 December 21, 2009
Get the Chavmug. Chav 1: Init man I beat up sum samalis today
Chav 2: Sick, Lets go back to your place
Chav 1: Nah I can't me mams Kicked me outta it again, Although I dont care, its such a shithole
Chav 2: Yeah man, Counsel House init man
Chav 2: Sick, Lets go back to your place
Chav 1: Nah I can't me mams Kicked me outta it again, Although I dont care, its such a shithole
Chav 2: Yeah man, Counsel House init man
by Allybob February 17, 2008
Get the chavmug. council house and violent.
Usualy fat people with greasy hair who think
ther 'solid' when with another chav.
LOSERS
Usualy fat people with greasy hair who think
ther 'solid' when with another chav.
LOSERS
chav- FUCK OFF YA FUCKN FUCK FUCK HIPPY SHITE
hippy- CHAV
chav- NER NAH NOR NA. YMA
hippy- yma?
chav- NOT MA MA YA MA
HIPPY- stupid chav
chav- WELL ERR FUCKN SHIT BOLLIX CUNT ARSE SHITE.
hippy- ok, i thort so
-hippy walks away-
hippy- CHAV
chav- NER NAH NOR NA. YMA
hippy- yma?
chav- NOT MA MA YA MA
HIPPY- stupid chav
chav- WELL ERR FUCKN SHIT BOLLIX CUNT ARSE SHITE.
hippy- ok, i thort so
-hippy walks away-
by ADgrassGreen4 March 7, 2008
Get the chavmug. Chav, is a derogatory term applied to certain young people that is usually heard in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical image of a chav is a white aggressive teen or young adult, of working class background, who wears branded sports and casual clothing, who often fights and engages in petty criminality, and are often assumed to be unemployed or in a low paid job. The word is believe to have arisen due to stereotypes portrayed in the British sketchshow 'Little Britain'.
by jmgroupe February 18, 2009
Get the Chavmug.