Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

The person who birthed you

Your mother aka thomas's dumb ass

Joe: Ur mum gay

Thomas: ThE PERSON WHO BIRTHED YOU GAY

by Jacob McNugget March 30, 2020

Turkish Multi-Birth

When a pregnant woman gives birth, and loves the feeling of it so much that they insist on it being forcefully shoved back inside the vagina to give birth again.

Why is your head shaped like that?
Because my mom performed a Turkish Multi-Birth!

by Dr. Tip June 2, 2024

Birth curtains

Your mom’s situation

She had birth curtains, fasho

by Birth Curtains November 28, 2019

birthful

adj. the act of feeling youthful and jubilant on the day of your birth

david wirth is birthful

by redoctober1234 September 12, 2011

birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

by Mac C October 13, 2023

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

by lazystina June 30, 2022