horrible teacher

someone who cant tell their students about a large assignment thats due soon.

god damn banda!What kind of science projects do you expect from kids who had a week to complete them?

by you fucker January 5, 2003

hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude

saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7

by valval5 May 1, 2021

Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.

Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”

by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020

Teacher Hunting

1. When a group of students search the nearby Walmart’s and gas stations for teachers buying/smoking drugs.
2. When a group of students use the way back machine to look at party photos of their teachers from 2008, the pictures are usually found on old Facebook and Instagram pages and contain explicit content.

Person1; “hey did you see that Michael went teacher hunting and found a photo of ms. Smith in a wet teeshirt contest”
Person2; “no way it tops the time we saw mr Williams buying coke in the parking lot of the TJ Max

by Southparksuperfan319 March 13, 2022

Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.

Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher

by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016

Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015