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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
mugGet the lip swaggermug.

Swaggers

Pog, and Swag mixed together to make one
Woah bro! That was so swaggers (Poggers + Swag)
by CreampuffTheBunny March 15, 2021
mugGet the Swaggersmug.

swashbuckling swagger

Derogatory term; one who seldom swabs the deck, especially a patchee.
Be ye swabbing yon deck or ye be walking the plank, ye swashbuckling swagger!
by YonShield October 29, 2021
mugGet the swashbuckling swaggermug.

Swagger Bangers

Words typically pronounced when in state of joy or in complete lack of conversational skills.
Someone: and that's how my mom died.
Another person: swagger bangers!
by derrickrose May 1, 2021
mugGet the Swagger Bangersmug.

Swagger

Apparently, swagger is newly elected NYC Mayor Eric Adam’s code word for COVID.
“When a mayor has swagger, the city has swagger,” ~Eric Adams on his third day in office amidst the Omicron wave
by Detective Thorn January 3, 2022
mugGet the Swaggermug.

Swagger Nap

Encountering an extraordinary and overwhelming amount of swagg producing coma like effects.

Straight Slumber Zzzzzz.

Also known as Swagger o.d or o.d swagger
Jess: Was you straight swagg strutin lastnight?
Garrette: Reals son , i straight put dem hoes into a swagger nap.
by Gino Smiley October 26, 2011
mugGet the Swagger Napmug.

French swagger

A word describing a time when someone looks foreign and beautiful.
Oh my, he is such a geezer, he is a French swagger!
by evaurs June 24, 2021
mugGet the French swaggermug.

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