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Susan

Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017
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Susan

This Susan's KDA was 0/17/5 bffr.
by chuugowonyyxy August 26, 2023
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Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018
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Susan

D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
by Phannieanon June 2, 2019
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Snooty susan

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...
Here comes the snooty Susan with her plethora of knowledge
by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024
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Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016
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Little Ms Susan

A poooch, FUPA, upper fat pussy area.
It was my time or the month and little Ms Susan was feeling quite bloated.
by Auto bot February 4, 2024
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