Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.
Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”
by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

D a n & P h i l
Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n
by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...
by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016

by Auto bot February 4, 2024
