Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Stroming

To coax the sound from a drum.

Not striking the drum, stroming the drum.

by Lenny Backstrom September 15, 2025

Banjo Strumming

1.) The act of eating a girl out

2.) A way to tell someone to fuck off

Banjo Strumming:
1. Bro, I strummed the SHIT out of that girls banjo last night.

2. Go strum a banjo asshole.

by Death is fun August 20, 2022

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.

I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.

by spicer2 August 8, 2009

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

Scromfing

A state of euphoria...a feeling of pure contentness. The feeling of utter relaxation

It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.

It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing

by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010

storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous

Last night, after a few hits of firewater I was storming the teepee.

by FoxDeltaPop July 22, 2012