suck a railroad spike

An expression used to denote such annoyance with a person that sucking a "dick", "cock", "chode", or any other phallic object would simply be too merciful

roommate: "hey, you should go out more"
Me: "go suck a railroad spike"

by Big_meaty_CLAWS December 16, 2019

nuckle spikes

nuckle duster with long meteal spikes protuding out of the end for extra damage

I beat up Asher with my nuckle spikes because he is a stupiad fool and deserved it

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

sikee

Slang spelling for psych. Has the same definition and pronunciation.

P1: You just won the lottery!

P2: Oh boy!

P1: Sikee! You're just another loser!

by PrincessPon3 January 20, 2016

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

stakem

my friends last name, or an aweful piece of meat that some enjoy to throw on school roofs

We are having stakem for lunch.
I want to eat Stakem... out.

by carmen April 1, 2005

Shiker

Someone who neglects to buy a drink for their friends. A contraction of the term "Shout" (Australian slang) and "Piker".

Don't expect Jim to buy you a drink, he's a shiker.

by RP Shakespeare December 2, 2007

sniketch

One who is either super annoying or does something really mean. Also could be a person you don't like.

"She never showed up!"
"Whatta sniketch"

by Maadisonjonas July 28, 2009