steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.

Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.

by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK August 5, 2008

steam loader

when one has to puke durring class so theydo it in their shirt and then at the end of class, they empty the shirt out when they walk past the garbage

that beat girl in my math class had the worst steam loader ive ever seen or smelled

by Jon Olsson February 9, 2009

Updating Steam

When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.

1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"

2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018

steam dyke

A lesbian with a particularly masculine job, I.e. construction, industrial, ironwork, or textile. Classically dressed in jeans, boots, masculine t shirt or flannel.

They hired a new mechanic, she’s a real steam dyke.

by The troof January 21, 2018

Cock steam

The weird shit on your dick that appears after beating your meat

Goddamn I had a lot of cock steam last night

by __Mudkip November 1, 2017

steam nigger

A steam nigger is a term first started on the underground railroad to describe the conductor of the slave train. they were known to be covered in coal dust because they would sell coal for money to help black people buy crack.

now it just means a crack dealer.

yoo man let's go see the steam nigger i want some crack.

yoo that steam nigger ripped me off. i'ma pop a cap in that steam nigger's ass.

by crack smoking cracker February 17, 2014

Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

by Quitus April 3, 2009