Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"

by UncleRody March 1, 2021

Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.

Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.

by SVD 74 April 26, 2021

Stew stomper

To use your foot to push diarrhea down the bathtub drain.

"I had no other choice but to be a stew stomper this morning."

by Xxx_pu$$y_w1z4rd_xxx December 3, 2021

Swamp Stomper

Gigantic Whitetail Buck. Trophy Buck, Wall Hanger.

I set up my deer stand at the edge of the woods hoping to get a glimpse of the swamp stomper as he came out to feed.

by Davegill950 January 14, 2022

Creek Stomper

Someone who plays around in creeks and gets no bitches. Generally are creepy and weird as well.

"Look at that weird motherfucker over there"
"Yea, he's a creek stomper if I've ever seen one"

by Bomb Boy 5893 February 3, 2022

Chomper stomper

Gross sweaty dirty feet

That kid needs socks on. I fdont wanna see is chomper stompers!!

by That carrot dick man March 23, 2022

got stamped

when a person stands over another person for something the person has and the other person wants.

Mem"did you see that?" Ren "No!" Mem"that girl across the road in the blue dress just got stamped by that other girl in the green hat"

by renmem July 12, 2022