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mud squirt

An attempt to fart, but instead projectile shitting yourself a little
Jackie thought she was safe, but she soon realized that little toot in the ladies room was a mud squirt. Hope it washes out of that dress.
by Bridgette 69 January 2, 2017
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Slap Squirt

The motion of a girl slapping her vagina while squirting.
Jimmy likes it when his girlfriend Slap Squirts.
by Chatteh October 23, 2012
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Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball
Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye
by Dilly deli February 3, 2020
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Squirting Sylvester

When a woman squirts and queefs st the same time on your face
Man, I need a towel! I went down on her so hard she was squirting sylvester!
by Mystery_evilboy June 2, 2018
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squirt the weasel

take a piss. Especially on the female side and when she doesn't shave her vajajay.
Sandrita needed to squirt the weasel because she drank too much Dr. Pepper
by crudmonkey April 25, 2020
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Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding
I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"
by Jazy1r January 20, 2023
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backboard squirt

He finished off with a backboard squirt
by Bigpiss.com September 29, 2023
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