spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

spunk bucket

Your Mum

Your Mum is a dirty spunk bucket

by funnylinguist September 18, 2009

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008

monkey spunk

Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.

Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc

by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003

Spunk fish

A little fish picture that I made on my belly with spunk, after I'd cum.

Ooh look. A little spunk fish on my belly. Let me lick you up. <lick/><lick/> Mmm, mmm, tasty little devil, weren't we now.

by JBarleycorn August 21, 2003

woman spunk

When ones female admirer hasn't had sex in sometime. It fills with woman's spunk

Cez was so gagging for hendo so much she filled with woman spunk

by Hendoandcezmondo March 17, 2017

spunk mugger

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.

by mr lobby March 10, 2009