d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

track sprinter

A track sprinter is someone who is considered fast in a short distance of running such as the 100, 200, or 400 meter dashes. They are loved by everyone, and tend to be lazy and full of themselves or just can't handle running too long.

Look at that track sprinter!She just won't slow down on that track!

by The track goddess August 13, 2017

spritecranberry.net

A place to get free sprite cranberries

Hey Billy Mays here. Have you ever felt thirsty, but don't want some boring water? Well go on spritecranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry. But hurry fast after you order you get another one free.

by KinkyBagel November 7, 2019

spritz

cum or semen ejaculated.

i want to spritz in your eye

by Poooooooooooo January 27, 2004

sprife

The combination of a spoon, fork, and knife and/or spork and a knife.

This sprife cuts food, forks food, and you can still use it with soup!

by Greg C. December 6, 2006

white wine spritzer

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006

Spitegasm

1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.

2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.

George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?

Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.

George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*

Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*

by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010