urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.

In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.

by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016