The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.
Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009
Get the Iranian Spider Web mug.To do a Spiden is for a man to ditch the lads persistently for a girl, who he always ends up breaking up with anyway.
Nick: "I was playing football with Mark yesterday and his bird walked past and he just did a Spiden on me. I couldn't believe it."
Mikey: "What a gonk"
Mikey: "What a gonk"
by neeek3 October 20, 2008
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A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
by P Parker October 15, 2007
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by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004
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The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004
Get the Spiderbait mug.When a male jizzes into his hand and forms the cum into a ball he would then hurl this ball at male/females face. When the ball hits, it will explode on their face and separate into long strands that resemble a spiders web.
"Wow, I heard Cassandra walked out on you before you were finished." "Yeah, but I quickly rubbed one out and gave her a Spider Ball to remember."
"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
"Why is Jeff in jail again?" "Well.. we all paid him 10 dollars and he whipped a Spider Ball at the school bus driver."
by Coltrane Pride January 10, 2009
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