by Greek Soda Nigger April 09, 2015
A female tampon softly patching a woman's butt cheeks together, via the sticky properties of ovulation, at night while she is sleeping on her back; this process is made possible by the vagina's natural elasticity, as well as the uncontrollable relaxing and contracting while she sleeps, thus, causing the 'tamp' to slide out of the 'vag' (vadge), right into her crack.
EX:1
Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?
Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!
Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?
Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!
EX2:
Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?
Tiff - Hell ya nukka!
Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!
Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!
Eric - Hey baby girl, how'd you sleep last night?
Erica - I slept great baby, other than the soft patch I woke up to this morning!
Eric - bahhhh hahaha, how severe?
Erica - full on soft patch...mo'fucka stuck my cheeks together like bloody super glue!
EX2:
Brit - You wanna soft patch Angela tonight?
Tiff - Hell ya nukka!
Brit - hahaha, I've got the 'tamp' & the 'flo' so we're good to go!
Tiff - Let's double patch her, I've got the Red Scare as well!
by toshlikesmanpie March 19, 2010
Bro have you seen that shitter unknown army. Well yeah he definitely doesn't soft aim without his shitty controller.
by UUUUUUHHHHHHHH August 01, 2020
When someone does something that is stupid or uncool.
Something you would call someone if you thought they're weak or scared, or just to piss them off.
Mainly used by many teenagers.
Something you would call someone if you thought they're weak or scared, or just to piss them off.
Mainly used by many teenagers.
yoo, dude your soft tingz.
AHAHAHAHA, SOFT TINGZ.
Peter : bro, want to reach the movies?
Greg : cant, ive already got plans.
Peter : shit man, soft tingz.
AHAHAHAHA, SOFT TINGZ.
Peter : bro, want to reach the movies?
Greg : cant, ive already got plans.
Peter : shit man, soft tingz.
by lovelygirl888 March 22, 2009
Enjoys the feeling of soft, silky satiny material, using it to get aroused and or ejaculate with. Rubbing it on your privates to get off.
Bob had a soft fetish. He took those silky panties, and stroked his cock until he blew his wad into them.
by mnbvcxz August 09, 2006
by Cisco October 18, 2003
A soft drug is a psychoactive substance that is less addictive or dangerous than the so-called 'hard drugs'. Usually with these drugs its impossible to overdose unless you're a real f*cking moron and addiction potential tends to be much less than something like crystal meth.
by ugspuggle March 23, 2010