Smoke a Hilroy

When you do not have any rolling papers for your weed so you are forced top roll a joint with hilroy lined paper and seal it with a glue stick...

ROB: dude you got papes?
REX: no... fuck I guess we have to roll up a hilroy.

smoke a hilroy

by the dude420xx May 26, 2010

smoke the blue vein havana

To suck on a penis

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Smoker's Stump

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.

Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.

Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump

by P.Cip January 25, 2011

Sloker

Shorthand for "slow cooker".

Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.

Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
Fran: I made a sloker meal last night, so I'm having that.

by chris_russia October 23, 2013

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

smoke the dog

Suck this dickkkk

Smoke the dog and stop playing

by Lit_vybes January 29, 2018