lock snakes

When two dudes wrap their flacid members around each other like two ends of a twist tie and wait for them to become erect so they can start bouncin'

My boy can lock snakes so hard, it's like his johnson is jointed.

by Just_R June 9, 2018

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

by flyingz January 31, 2020

United Snakes of America

An increasingly popular phrase to describe the unhinged underbelly of ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ pseudo-American vipers who are for libertarian-style governmental minimalism and which advocates for being heavily armed and critically under-taxed.

We are facing yet another dangerous surge of the poisonous United Snakes of America and we must take up the sharp shovel of democracy and sever its unglued and agitated tiny head from its enlarged and overfed body.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

doo doo snake

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?

by Vincenz December 14, 2008

drowning the snake

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Phantom Turd Snake

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

eat like snake

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

by isbjørnen June 11, 2016