smater

To disagree; hate

Wow that guy hates everything, he's such a smater.

by George J. Hernandez December 9, 2015

planet smasher

Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.

Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

10,000 foot ball smasher

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.

"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

by pingas pete April 13, 2010

smarterchild

an idiotic robot that doesnt know how to answer 99.999999999...% of the questions asked and cannot even understand an answer given to him. it's an oversensitive, retarded idiot who stops talking to you if you give him the slightest insult. I hate him.

Me: do you like peanuts?
smarterchild: I'm sorry i do not know how answer that. Do you know how to say anything in korean?
Me: no
smaterchild: Ok don't get frustrated.. how about you ask me the questions I'm here for.:)
Me: ur stupid
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: talk to me you idiot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: sorry
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: please talk to me
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: stupid robot
Smarterchild: *blank*
Me: *I'm sure you get where this is going, be smart and dont add him:)*

by smarterchild haters:) April 11, 2009

Shasterbait

to masterbait in the shower

as i washed my hair i shasterbaited

by FangedLamb October 22, 2009

Smaste

What you would imagine the taste of something to be based on it's smell.

Scenario 1:
"Dude this tastes like ass."
"Wow, you really know what ass tastes like?"
Scenario 2:
"Dude, this smastes like ass."
"Fuck you, I cooked that!"

by TheRFellow April 4, 2010

Ass smasher

One who can destroy/total an object with their ass.

OMG! Did you see that guy destroy that chair!

He totally ass smashed it!!

He's a a full on ass smasher!!!!!

by Originalnerdwife October 20, 2015