freshmen slander

when UNFAIR upperclassmen UNFAIRLY get mad at and hate the INNOCENT freshmen for NO REASON.

i will not sit still for this so called freshmen slander...

by theanonymouscantaloupe November 16, 2020

Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off

Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010

slider

Hard breaking ball (curving pitch) which comes in looking like a fastball, then darts away at the last second. It is the best friend of most power pitchers in the game today.

Randy Johnson and Steve Carlton have some the greatest sliders anyone can ever remember of.

by Amaury Warfield October 5, 2005

slinkerknot

a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

by eggz09 September 13, 2011

slider

A big greasy shit. The type of turd that when you are finished you realize that a shower would be more appropriate than toilet paper. The type of shit you get if you eat too much Mc Donalds.

The swamp ass probably wouldn't be as bad if I hadn't taken a big greasy slider after lunch.

by Big Dundooley May 14, 2005