slow skater

Someone who takes a little longer to get from point A to B on skates.

You take so long to get down the ice, you are a slow skater. Much like Doug Gilmour, Mats Sundin, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Bryan McCabe, Wendel Clark or any terrible player with or formerly with the Toronto Maple Leafs

by Mike Tornopolski January 24, 2008

slipknot skater

n. a person who starts some unprovoked shit with a homie, then realizes he's gotten more than he baragained for, so he turns tail and runs.

Oh, you attacked me and now you wanna quit? You slipknot skater!

by Lebowski January 1, 2005

skater

if u r a townie and u wonna call me coz im a greebo or sk8er or wot eva other gay names u wonna call me then u suck!!!

some one who likes to be called by townies but is harmless just avin fun on there board!

by KIAYL September 21, 2003

skatter

a slang term used to describe an abundance of hot girls in one location.

jus bru, did you see all that skatter-ass at the mall.

by bilbo baggins October 1, 2003

skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)

"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."

by Dunkappa October 11, 2007

butter skater

1.A peon; Someone not worthy of real attention; Someone who has a bad job; Somone who has to do something degrading.

I can't believe that guy thinks he is better than me... what a butter skater.

History: based on the men who skate around the griddle with butter pats on the feet to oil up the griddle for Paul Bunyun's pancake breakfast.

by Chris Reilly May 20, 2005

skater

A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.

Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"

by ButterMN May 18, 2006