naked sit-up

The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.

It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.

Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"

Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."

by zoee-owee-owee September 18, 2010

Go sit on a bin

A Scottish term used to define that someone is human garbage.

Your mate feeds the enemy team you then turn to your friend and utter "Go sit on a bin."

by Ace1066 July 30, 2016

Depression Sit-ups

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.

Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!

by bob_swaget January 4, 2021

Go sit on a flagpole

One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones

Dude shut up and go sit on a flagpole

by Robert Williams ya duck April 29, 2021

Standing to sit

The right to sit at a place ie a cafe or resturaunt, as opposed to trespass.

Concept borrowed from law, where to commence proceedings in a court case, you must have "legal standing."

If all you want to do is sit, then you require "standing to sit."

This can usually be gained by purchasing something from the venue.

I was walking through the mall and all I wanted to do was sit at a cafe and check my smartphone. But I didn't feel I had "standing to sit" so I bought a drink prior to sitting down.

by AlganonAU December 2, 2010

Socially Influenced Trauma (SIT)

Socially Influenced Trauma (SIT)- Trauma derived from being unable to follow and up keep current social trends and unrealistic socially seen Goals ie-appearance lifestyle wealth

Symptoms ; distress anxiety depression body dysmorphia among other life affecting mental health conditions

Source's ; Instagram Facebook Twitter Tiktok etc..

them/they are trying to look like or achieve this social media model/ entrepreneur goal damaging there health and wellbeing in the process they have SIT being defined as a mental condition Socially Influenced Trauma (SIT)

by @K.ashford October 16, 2020

The Sapphic Sit

When a sapphic woman sits with her legs spread out ,bending forward over her thighs,with her elbows on her knees, letting her forearms dangle ,and looking gay asf.

“Do you know if she’s 💅🏾“
“Yea she’s doing The Sapphic Sit”

by KingAchillean January 9, 2021