What you refer to as, the pulling off of the condom after having intercourse while making the "czshingggg" noise, forcing the woman to commit seppuku.
I asked Janet if she was on the pill. When she said "no," I was forced to pull out my samurai sword.
by Joefus' Roommate October 24, 2008
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"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"
by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014
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When a guy whips out his soft dick, slaps someone across the face, and quickly pulls his pants back up
by Kouta Tsuchiya April 20, 2016
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Get the Sigurd mug.The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.
I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.
by lukey_dukey March 17, 2012
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