Shoe Box Money

Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.

Penelope was perplexed at her friends concern over ATM fees or government oversight because her Shoe Box Money was self managed.

by EastWordz February 15, 2015

shoebe

person that has socks on with sandles

by karl October 5, 2003

shoebe

Some one who wears shoes and socks on a beach, usually a tourist who just plain piss off surfers.

"man check that shoebe, what a dork"

by Rickman69 May 13, 2005

Kuribo's Shoe

The ultimate power-up in all of gaming.

Mark knew Mario was an unstoppable juggernaut when he went into Kuribo's Shoe.

None would be spared.

by Tait Nucleus December 5, 2003

awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

by bolognasamich September 10, 2007

Poop In My Shoe!

An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.

Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."

You: "He was just kidding."

Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."

You: "Poop In My Shoe!"

by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011

shoegasm

Sexual pleasure you get from buying/wearing/ or just looking at a kick ass pair of shoes.

"Oh my God, look at those pumps, I think I'm having a shoegasm!!!"

by Lauren0289 March 2, 2006